Thursday, September 6, 2007

Fear Of Flying Returns

Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), who resigned September 1 after being busted for tap dancing in an airport men’s room, says he may rethink his resignation and stick to his Senate seat.
To that end, he’s hired a team of lawyers and “image-building consultants.” One of them is reportedly Billy Martin, who lawyered Vick all the way to prison in his dogfighting trial.
Fortunately for his new team, Craig doesn’t have near as big a problem as Vick. Some attorneys have even said Craig’s arrest was illegal since Senators can’t be arrested on the way to and from work, even in Minneapolis.
Rats. Just when you thought it was safe to use the airport restroom again, Craig makes a comeback.

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